Earlier today I was outside getting some sun, as I am told I should do, while wandering around pretending I had important things to do when I think I saw one of my ex therapists. She was sitting at an outdoor cafe, reading the newspaper and eating lunch so I stared at her as I […]
“Are you working at the moment?” “No and I’m not employed either…” I need to be sent back to the factory I came from. I don’t think I am under warranty anymore though.
You know how you hear stories about prisoners digging tunnels out of their cells with spoons or whatever else they can get their hands on? I wont ask my first stupid question, which is how do they do it without the tunnel collapsing around them, because I don’t want to seem like a complete moron. […]
I’m walking along a footpath and I see a woman walking towards me. I step to one side but I know we’re going to end up doing the pedestrian dance. I go left, she goes left. I go right, she goes right. We’re both so serious. She’s probably had a hard day at work and […]