I live in an apartment and it’s okay here but I often daydream about living somewhere else. I can’t pinpoint a location because a lot of what I want contradicts itself. I want to live in a remote area that is close to the city, next to the beach and with plenty of bushland around it. I want to live on a farm or in a mansion in a gated estate. I want to live in an inner-city terrace. I want quiet streets and an active community.
I would like at least three bedrooms and two bathrooms. I want to be able to grow my own fruit and vegetables. I want a pool, gym and sauna. I want a huge backyard that’s not too big and an electric fence around my property so no one can get in. I want hammocks, an art studio, a fire pit, a big deck and an outside office which is up on stilts.
I want stained-glass windows and antique furniture. I want a home theatre and the most up to date technology throughout my house. I want at least a few more cats and a couple of dogs. I want a teacup pig. I want a sensory deprivation tank and a spa bath. I want lights which turn off and on with a clap.
But living here is fine too. I mean sometimes I get my very own wake up service. At three or four in the morning… Thanks, guy next door who likes to listen to the radio really loudly.