“You’re really pretty.” She’s just being nice because she can see how awkward I am.
“No, I don’t think so…” Was she being sarcastic? Is she making fun of me?
“You are.” Should I say the same thing back to her? Would that sound too forced? Can we please talk about something else?
“Oh, uh, thank you.” Now she’s going to think I agree with her, ugh!
“Don’t worry, I’m not a lesbian or anything.” She thinks this is why I answered the way that I did. Why would this worry me? Why does she think this would worry me? What am I supposed to say to that? Is she asking me if I am a lesbian?
“It’s okay, thanks.” What the hell kind of reply is that?