You’re hungry? Let’s feed you, just a little bit. Is that better?
You’re hurting? Here’s some water and we’ll bypass food for a while.
You have a stabbing pain? We’d better not call anyone. Try curling up into a little ball. That hurts even more? Lie flat. Not any better? Get up, do something, distract yourself.
You’re hurting because you’re hungry? Well, crap. I don’t know what to do.
You’re nauseous because you’re hurting because you’re hungry because you can’t eat because you’re nauseous? Yep, I have no idea…