(Three layers of crazy dreams spewed out by my subconscious last night.) Layer One- I am working somewhere and someone is explaining how things work. I realise I will probably hate it there because the job starts at around 7:00am and I am not a morning person. “You can have breakfast here!” I’m told. […]
If ever there is a zombie outbreak, I am less afraid of being attacked by zombies than- 1- Being stuck in a room with other survivors. 2- Running out of medication. I think my priorities are just a little bit off!
You’re hungry? Let’s feed you, just a little bit. Is that better? You’re hurting? Here’s some water and we’ll bypass food for a while. You have a stabbing pain? We’d better not call anyone. Try curling up into a little ball. That hurts even more? Lie flat. Not any better? Get up, do something, distract […]
Me- So I saw that other doctor for the psychiatric evaluation… Shrink- How did that go? Me- Oh, she was so nice! (a passive-aggressive response because I was mad at my doctor for running late.) Shrink- What did she say? Me- She thinks I need to come off a lot of my medications. She thinks […]
Everything will be okay now because some generous chap has decided that I deserve a piece of his lottery win! All I have to do is email him some of my details and I will be living on easy street! Ha! I know it’s a scam, I’m not completely stupid! It did however get me […]
Me One (Freaked out)- Those men over there, they’re putting something in the ground. Did you see? Me Two- Yeah, it was cement, they were just filling up a hole. Me One- They were putting their friend’s ashes in the ground! Me Two- I am pretty sure it was just cement… Me One- But they […]
Them- Do you think you know more than me? Me- I think I know more about myself than you do!
I start off in a cafe somewhere. I am standing near the door and a kid walks in with a devious and angry look on his face. He grabs a glass bottle of “lift” and runs out. I become infuriated on behalf of the cafe owners so I grab another glass bottle of “lift” and […]
Too much notice and there’s too much room for panic. Too little notice and I will inevitably have an excuse. Zero notice and there’s pretty much zero chance unless everything has aligned correctly and I happen to be in one of those moods. Dear SomeoneImportant, I am sorry I didn’t make the effort to see […]
I had a nightmare about the movie, “Poltergeist”, which I have never even seen. I don’t know much about the movie, I can assume it is about a meddling spirit and I think there is a little girl involved. As far as I can remember, I hadn’t seen or read anything recently about this movie, […]